Showing posts with label heroes. Show all posts
Showing posts with label heroes. Show all posts

Monday, January 05, 2009

A Happy Accident?

Recently eaten: curried chicken
Recent annoyance: the cat that roams my hallway doesn't seem to care that i am serverly allergic to him

I don't know if this would classify as serendipitous, but falling off of a cliff while trying to jump another cliff and then breaking a world record might just be filed under luckiest bastard. I should be so lucky to survive anything with minor liver damage.

Fred Syversen and his 107 meters unintentional world record cliff jump (via Neatorama)
Fred Syversen said landing felt like an explosion and breathing was difficult. He was buried in the snow, but he didn’t panic. He knew the crew would be digging him in minutes. They found Fred unconscious, but as soon as he woke up, he was able to ski down to helicopter. He was flown to hospital where they found minor damage in his liver. He was ordered to take it easy for the next few weeks.

*expletive*

Monday, December 22, 2008

Hungry Like the Wolf Poster

Recently eaten: roast chicken
Recent annoyance: static

I've got wonder if this post is a hoax. It's a pretty damn good one if it is. Heck, maybe the shepherd could pull a Ferris Bueller and just stick a dummy holding a wolf poster on a wheel barrow with a tape recording of his voice.

Shepherd controls flock with wolf poster (via Ananova)
"After visiting Qinling Wild Animal Park, on the way home I saw a group of sheep walking along the road with a man holding a picture following behind them," he said.

Du said he burst out laughing when he realised it was a picture of a wolf.

"The man was using the wolf picture to scare the sheep and drive them ahead - it was a really funny scene," he said.

"Andale, muchachos."

Wednesday, December 03, 2008

Leg Up

Recently eaten: scalloped potatoes
Recent annoyance: that dollop of mayonnaise that falls on your pants exactly where the napkin doesn't cover

I thought I had it bad having to find ankle length pants my whole life. I take it back. I take it all back.

Doctors Don't Know Why My Legs Are Getting Bigger (via Digg)
Doctors can’t tell Mandy Sellars why her legs keep expanding – all they say is that hr only option is a drastic amputation. She travelled to the US for a new TV show in search of an alternative.

Thursday, November 06, 2008

Goonies Never Say Die

Recently eaten: tuna melt
Recent annoyance: an orange that is sweet on one end and not the other!

Rage on, little guy!



Friday, October 17, 2008

Gibb Me the BeeGees, or Gibb Me Death

Recently eaten: sweet & salty clif bar
Recent annoyance: to the guy in the wheelchair going westbound in the middle turn lane of Columbia Road: please stop

The rhythm may be good for CPR students, but their falsetto seems to have really put a kink in the dog-training class next door. By the way, excellent use of a reissue.


'Stayin' Alive' has near-perfect rhythm to help jump-start heart (CNN)
"Stayin' Alive" might be more true to its name than the Bee Gees ever could have guessed: At 103 beats per minute, the old disco song has almost the perfect rhythm to help jump-start a stopped heart.

In a small but intriguing study from the University of Illinois medical school, doctors and students maintained close to the ideal number of chest compressions doing CPR while listening to the catchy, sung-in-falsetto tune from the 1977 movie "Saturday Night Fever."

The American Heart Association recommends 100 chest compressions per minute, far more than most people realize, study author Dr. David Matlock of the school's Peoria, Illinois, campus said Thursday.

And while CPR can triple cardiac arrest survival rates when properly performed, many people hesitate to do it because they're not sure about keeping the proper rhythm, Matlock said.

He found that "Stayin' Alive," which has a way of getting stuck in your head anyway, can help with that.

"Come closer, child. The secret to life itself is in my beard."

Tuesday, October 07, 2008

Never Gonna Let You Down

Recently eaten: spinach and cheese ravioli
Recent annoyance: people who clearly miss that there is one line for multiple cashiers

How to I get a PhoebeVoter...or an ObamaVoter, for that matter?

Oops, I voted for Rick Astley 961 times (LA Times)
Wasting no time in getting their man elected "Best Act Ever," the large and mostly anonymous under-culture of Rick Astley fans has already deployed a device to defraud the voting on MTV Europe's website.

The "RickVoter" is a very basic utility that simply navigates to MTV's voting page and votes for Astley...over and over and over.

MTV mostly likely didn't bother to build a big security wall to defend against this kind of ballot stuffing, but it seems clear that having left the contest open to being tinkered with, they essentially guaranteed a win for Astley.

"It's not like he'll ever give you up."

Thursday, October 02, 2008

One Pot, No Hassle

Recently eaten: green grapes
Recent annoyance: I can't find that $5 off coupon that I was saving, and was actually going to use

I had no idea the humble rice cooker is being used in so many homes around the world, but I like it.

The Steamy Way to Dinner (NYTimes.com)
SHIRLEY CHAN, a Chinese-American Web site designer, was born in Hong Kong, lives in Brooklyn, and has never cooked a pot of rice in her life. “One billion Chinese people cannot be wrong about rice,” she said: virtually every household has at least a basic rice cooker. As a child, it was her chore before each meal to wash the rice, measure it into the machine, and press the button. “It always, always comes out perfect,” she said. “Until I came here, I never even knew rice could burn.”

Thursday, September 25, 2008

What Are You Gonna Do Now, Godzilla?

Recently eaten: back on the oatmeal, bleh
Recent annoyance: I didn't even know I had a gland in the middle of my neck!

This guy may be older than the earth, but "old man strength" has long been revered in Asian culture. It's always the bearded old master who kicks a-- all over the place. Enjoy this fantastic video about Japan's new prime minister. Too bad that with great old man strength also comes great senility.

Japan's badass new prime minister (BoingBoing)

Friday, September 12, 2008

Those French Are Never Happy

Recently eaten: couscous
Recent annoyance: motorcades that disrupt the 42 bus line, quite possibly the most reliable bus line in the District

On a Friday, let us ponder the 35-hour work week

Wednesday, August 27, 2008

Cheers and Jeers

Recently eaten: mole
Recent annoyance: will the mosquitoes find me wherever I go?

From my recent trip to Mexico...

Cheers to the people in the security line who let my sweaty self through so I could catch my flight back home.

Jeers to Mexicana Airlines for popping my suitcase out last even though the giant green ticket on it said "Immediate Connection."

Cheers to the very friendly Oaxacans who pointed me in the right direction every time, just blocks from my actual destination.

Jeers to the dude in the zocalo who wanted me to check him out at his job at the Textile Museum.

Cheers to the startled hotel clerk who acted not surprised when we forced the automatic door of the Holiday Open at 1 AM and asked for 2 business cards.

Jeers to the 2 strange interlopers who bum rushed our cooking class and then volunteered to cook every dish.

Cheers to my chicken mole. delish.

Wednesday, July 30, 2008

Are You There, Mulder and Scully? It's Me, Phoebe

Recently eaten: white anchovies and chicken liver pate
Recent annoyance: metro stations that aren't air-conditioned (U Street-Cardozo, I'm referring to you!)

I admit that I am huge X-Files nerd. It's not even really an admission. That would imply that I've been hiding this predilection for all things spooky and paranormal. Or, at least for heavily photoshopped images.

Frank Spotnitz on the X-Files Essentials (Fortean Times)

Monday, June 30, 2008

I'll Sleep When I'm Dead

Recently eaten: meatballs
Recent annoyance: that distinct feeling at 2 AM that you've accidentally slept through the next day

The Chinese know how to get free peanuts and drinks.

Passengers sleep on plane after flight cancelled (Yahoo News)
Fifty-two passengers on a Chinese airliner whose flight was cancelled due to bad weather refused to disembark and instead spent the night onboard before finally leaving to their destination, local media said on Friday. The passengers boarded for their 8 p.m. (1:00 a.m. EDT) flight from Beijing to the eastern coastal city of Yantai, but after more than three hours of sitting on the tarmac, the airline cancelled the flight, the Beijing Morning Post said.

"Most of the about 200 passengers disembarked to complete flight transfer procedures, but a Mrs. Shi was one of 52 passengers who refused to get off," the newspaper said.

"I'll have the fish"

Tuesday, May 13, 2008

Manbabies

Recently eaten: halibut
Recent annoyance: javascript

I stole this off BoingBoing but it's so darn creepy and funny at the same time, I couldn't help myself.

Manbabies

Friday, May 09, 2008

Just Like on LOST

Recently eaten: chicken quesadilla
Recent annoyance: drippy umbrellas on the bus

i had a hard enough time watching a surgery performed on ABC's LOST a couple of weeks ago, I can't even imagine what this guy went through. Also, let us not think on what would happen if this guy woke up and couldn't pass a kidney stone. Nope, not thinking about it.

Omaha man uses steak knife to perform self-tracheotomy

"That's not a knife...THIS is a knife!"

Thursday, April 24, 2008

We Have Our Ways

Recently eaten: chicken pesto melt
Recent annoyance: books-a-million probably doesn't have a million books

I am proud to call myself a Masshole today after reading this article. The Yankees-Red Sox rivalry continues and escalates into large scale construction projects. We're bitter, we're underhanded, and we'll do anything to sabotage the Yankees. Score one for Red Sox voodoo.

$84,100 Bid for Sox Jersey

Thursday, February 28, 2008

Take a Bike!

Recently eaten: spicy crunchy yellowtail roll
Recent annoyance: who are the crazies that leave piles of bread or oatmeal out on the sidewalks in the morning?

I normally don't report on local DC news, but I have to say this is one of the better ideas I have seen in this city. I'd also challenge the District to create some pedestrian or bike-only areas. Seems the only places that cars can't go is near the White House. I'm sick of dodging diplomat plates in Dupont Circle, only allow through traffic under the Circle and cars can go around. Harumph!

SmartBike Program comes to the Penn Quarter

Wednesday, October 17, 2007

Poop Deck

Recently eaten: chicken ravioli
Recent annoyance: the AC in my office apparently cannot turn to the middle setting. It goes 1-2-3 and the button sticks on 1 and 3 but never on 2.

This is a moral outrage. This whole situation gives police officers and clogged plumbing a bad name. I'll admit that I've had a word or two with my own toilet on occasion. It's a family matter.

Toilet tongue-lashing gets potty-mouth cited
Talk about a potty mouth.

A Scranton woman who allegedly shouted profanities at her overflowing toilet within earshot of a neighbor was cited for disorderly conduct, authorities said.

Dawn Herb could face up to 90 days in jail and a fine of up to $300.

"It doesn't make any sense. I was in my house. It's not like I was outside or drunk," Herb told The Times-Tribune of Scranton. "The toilet was overflowing and leaking down into the kitchen and I was yelling (for my daughter) to get the mop."

Herb doesn't recall exactly what she said, but she admitted letting more than a few choice words fly near an open bathroom window Thursday night.

Her next-door neighbor, a city police officer who was off-duty at the time, asked her to keep it down, police said. When she continued, the officer called police.

Mary Catherine Roper, an attorney with the American Civil Liberties Union in Philadelphia, took issue with the citation.

"You can't prosecute somebody for swearing at a cop or a toilet," she said.

Poop mouth

Wednesday, October 10, 2007

Pressure Drop

Recently eaten: fagioli
Recent annoyance: that stabbing pain behind my left eye

You see, if I did something like this they would throw me in jail. some nice old lady does it and they send her off with a pat on the back. I never thought I would agree with all those cable competition commercials with the old ladies talking about how cable competition has made their lives better.

Taking a hammer to Comcast
Mona Shaw had heard and seen enough from Comcast, her local cable television provider.

After repeated attempts to change her phone service from Verizon to Comcast's Triple Play during a week in August, the 75-year-old Bristow resident with a heart condition took out her frustrations at the Manassas payment center on Center Street.

Shaw was arrested for disorderly conduct after she took a hammer to several items in the office - all the while saying, "Have I got your attention now?"

While Shaw's actions Aug. 20 were extreme, the inability of the cable company to finish the job they started at her house is a story told many times over by Manassas customers.

The city is negotiating an updated franchise agreement with Comcast, as well as a new cable agreement with Verizon.

Customer service is one of the main issues the city examined in its recent review of Comcast's old agreement. In June, the council held a public hearing and residents had virtually nothing good to say about Comcast. According to Councilman Jonathan Way, it hasn't gotten any better since then.

Way said the gist of resident calls he has received recently is still negative.

"They [Comcast] keep passing the buck off to other departments, and the other departments don't come back in a timely fashion," Way said. "It's a shameful and unmanaged operating business over there."

Both Way and Prince William County spokesperson Liz Bahrns said that when local government leaders raise individual issues or concerns from their residents to Comcast, the cable company responds very promptly. But Way feels like it's only when these issues are taken up with upper management or with their elected officials that the cable company responds quickly to residents' concerns.

"The quality problem is with the routine customer service, where customers expect to be managed effectively but are not," Way said.

During the public hearing, Comcast said it has been upgrading its system in the city and that has resulted in periodic cable blackouts late this summer.

According to statistical data from 2006 provided by Comcast to the city, the cable company resolved two-thirds of the 570 calls referred to the maintenance department in five days or less, a number that jumped to 75 percent during non-winter months.

Comcast resolved 90 percent of all other service calls in five days or less during that 12-month period. But counting the winter months, that still left more than 500 people out of 4,270 waiting for a resolution after five days.

A Comcast representative was not able to speak about the incident in Manassas, but the company issued a lengthy statement, saying, in part, "We recognize that there is room for improvement and that even one bad customer experience is one too many. It is our goal to continue bringing customers in Northern Virginia the most advanced products and services we offer ... and to ensure that they have a great experience at every touchpoint."

Shaw's problems began when she and her husband, Don, waited all day Aug. 13 for a Comcast worker to come to their house to install its much-publicized Triple Play service, which includes digital cable, digital voice and high-speed Internet service. The Shaws were Comcast customers already but wanted to upgrade.

No one came Aug. 13 but two days later, a representative arrived.

According to Shaw, the Comcast worker didn't finish the job, told her that he needed a third party to finish it and left his equipment there.

Before leaving, the cable guy gave her the option of changing her phone number, but Shaw said she didn't want to change a number that she has had for 34 years.

The next day the Shaws couldn't receive calls but were eventually able to make calls.

That Friday, Shaw spent the morning on the phone with Comcast and made a frustrating trip to its Manassas office that resulted in no assistance from a company manager, she said.

When the Shaws returned home, they discovered they had no phone service at all.

A cell phone call to Comcast resulted in their receiving a new number and a promise that someone from the company would call on Monday. In the meantime, the Shaws figured out on their own how to plug their phone directly into the equipment the worker left.

That weekend, Shaw called the State Corporation Commission, the regulatory agency with authority over Virginia businesses. She says she spoke with the SCC's Larry Kubrock and was promised that someone from his agency would contact Comcast.

The Shaws waited Monday for a call. Finally, around 4:30 p.m., Mona Shaw put a hammer in her purse and returned to the Manassas Comcast office.

"I smashed a keyboard, knocked over a monitor ... and I went to hit the telephone," Mona said. "I figured, 'Hey my telephone is screwed up, so is yours.' "

Shaw said she was panic-stricken the previous Friday when they came home to no service because of her need in the past for emergency medical help. Their house on Bristow Road isn't close to a neighboring house.

"It's totally not like me to do stuff like this," she said. "But it is so irresponsible and so disrespectful [what they did]. I can't think of any company reacting that way. It's like they got you in their clutches and they'll do what they damn well please."

The day after her arrest, Comcast called her husband and said they could switch her to the Triple Play service but the couple would have to wait a week. He demanded that the company come out the next day and remove their equipment and told the company they were returning to Verizon for phone service.

Comcast did as her husband requested, but several weeks later the Shaws received a letter from the company thanking them for subscribing.

That was typical Comcast, Shaw said.

"They are so confused, they don't seem to know what the hell they're doing. You begin to wonder how well they are trained," she said.

In a public statement, Comcast said it holds all its employees, whether they are in-house or contracted, to the same standards and expects them to provide quality service.

Mona Shaw's disorderly conduct case will be heard in Prince William District Court in December.

The Hammer says customer service is everything

Monday, September 17, 2007

Finally, A Teacher That Gets Results

Recently eaten: brown rice, beef stir fry
Recent annoyance: unwieldy hormones

This is what's wrong with America today. If I threw a chair, and a tiny one at that. at one kid, do you think they would name me teacher of the year? Heck no. I'd be thrown into high security prison before that kid lost another baby tooth. I'm moving to Japan.

Chair throwing coach named 'super teacher'
A Japanese teacher who threw a chair at his students was named "super teacher" by the local board of education despite having been reprimanded several times for using corporal punishment, a news agency said on Saturday.

The 52-year-old high-school teacher in Kyoto has been awarded the title every year since 2005 in spite of a history of aggression in the classroom because his strict teaching methods improved his students' performance.

He was punished three times between 1997 and 2001 for physically attacking students, including throwing a chair at the volleyball team he was coaching, and was again accused of corporal punishment this year, Kyodo news agency said.

The teacher, who was not identified in the news agency report, resigned on Friday, having been on medical leave since the latest accusation. He was selected as a role model due to his "outstanding achievement in leading the volleyball team", Kyodo said, citing board officials.

Japan's school system has been at the centre of heated political debate for some time. Some politicians have demanded stricter discipline at Japanese schools, including harsher forms of punishment, to improve overall standards.

But others say that school children are already under too much pressure due to a heavy workload, a strict exam system and frequent cases of bullying.

Thursday, September 13, 2007

Extra Credit

Recently eaten: very rare burger
Recent annoyance: the stinky old homeless man who really, really, really wants to have a conversation with me about race and ethnicity at the bus stop

You gotta give this guy credit for having a dream and seeing it through to fruition. Sure, it has some grisly results. But in this world where people concoct elaborate plans to hurt each other, isn't it refreshing to see that some people are still trying to do some good in the world? Although I doubt that this DIY project will get onto the cover of the next issue of Make Magazine.

Man build guillotine to kill himself
The body of a 41-year-old man was found in a wooded area next to a guillotine he built and used to kill himself, police said. The man, from the Detroit suburb of Melvindale, was discovered Monday by workers from a shopping center near his home.

Allen Park Deputy Police Chief Dale Covert said the roughly six-foot tall guillotine was bolted to a tree and included a swing arm. Covert said police also found several store receipts detailing the materials used to assemble the device.

"I can't even tell you how long it must have taken him to construct," he said. "This man obviously was very determined to end his life."

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