Just Like on LOST

Recently eaten: chicken quesadilla
Recent annoyance: drippy umbrellas on the bus

i had a hard enough time watching a surgery performed on ABC's LOST a couple of weeks ago, I can't even imagine what this guy went through. Also, let us not think on what would happen if this guy woke up and couldn't pass a kidney stone. Nope, not thinking about it.

Omaha man uses steak knife to perform self-tracheotomy

"That's not a knife...THIS is a knife!"