Showing posts with label ruiners. Show all posts
Showing posts with label ruiners. Show all posts

Monday, February 23, 2009

I'm Not a Doctor, But I Play One Illegally on TV

Recently eaten: allergy medication
Recent annoyance: the never-ending pile of papers on my desk

Maybe Chinese tv doctors need to have some better onset advice. I think ER and House have created a generation of hypochondriacs. Maybe it is possible that some tiny work burrowed into my leg and the symptoms only seem like epilepsy. You and I and House know the truth about Mr. Wormy.

Cracking down on TV fake medical experts (via Yahoo)
China has banned actors and other "non-accredited personnel" from playing medical experts in advertisements for drugs after an Internet-led witch-hunt exposed a number of bogus experts, state media reported on Monday.

A Chinese Internet user late last month exposed 12 fake experts selling medicine under various guises and names on television stations in eastern Shandong province, sparking an online uproar over false endorsements.

China's fair trade watchdog, the State Administration for Industry and Commerce (SAIC) vowed punishments after local hospitals and universities queued up to deny any affiliation to the "experts," local media reported.

Tuesday, February 03, 2009

Mom, You Were Right

Recently eaten: chicken cordon bleu
Recent annoyance: flurries, okay, but where's my blizzard?

I am certain that this is my Mom's worst nightmare. between leaving the stove on and leaving the door unlocked, she is probably tearing her hair out right now. On a somewhat related note, what is with the photo they posted with this article? They couldn't find one generic photo of a fire in Japan? They had to use the one of a car bomb?

Fire station burns after cooking mishap (via YahooNews)
A blaze broke out at a fire station in Japan this week after a firefighter left a cooking stove burning as crew members left the station to respond to emergency calls.

Most of the duty staffers were out on a call when their colleague, alone at the station and cooking dinner for the crew, was himself called out.

In his haste to respond to the call, he forgot to turn the stove off, said Seiji Hori, a Nagoya City Fire Department official. Ten fire trucks from other stations put out the fire, Hori added.

Tuesday, November 25, 2008

Eat the Rich

Recently eaten: scallops and fettuccine
Recent annoyance: dry hands

I kinda feel bad. Man, rich people were living it up in the 80s. Back then there weren't as many millionaires. Now any rube straight out of college with some programming experience can get rich. The unwashed masses turned against the wealthy and the beautiful. No more Robin Leach. No more pulling your yacht up to an awards show. And, now, it's affecting the hangers-on. What is this world coming to.

Rich cut back on payments to mistresses (WSJ)
You know times are tough when the rich start cutting costs on their mistresses.

According to a new survey by Prince & Assoc., more than 80% of multimillionaires who had extra-marital lovers planned to cut back on their gifts and allowances. Still, only 12% of the multimillionaire cheaters said they plan to give up on their lovers altogether for financial reasons.

“Rich people are getting hit, and they’re all expressing the need to curtail unnecessary spending,” said Russ Alan Prince, president of Prince & Assoc., a wealth-research firm based in Connecticut. “Lovers are part of the same calculation.”

Thursday, November 13, 2008

Now We're Really in Trouble

Recently eaten: garlicky cheese tortellini
Recent annoyance:

Well, the rich folk are really in trouble now. The financial crisis has forced the sale of imperfect produce. That's how bad it is. No more row after row of shiny, beautiful apples. What was once the comestible of the poor and the also-ugly, is now being thrust into the faces of civilized folk. We're ruined.

Europe Relaxes Rules on Sale of Ugly Fruits and Vegetables
(New York Times)
Misshapen fruit and vegetables won a reprieve on Wednesday from the European Union as it scrapped rules banning overly curved, extra knobbly or oddly shaped produce from supermarket shelves.

"There'll be no reprieve for you!"

Tuesday, November 04, 2008

Don't Let the Japanese Jinx the Election

Recently eaten: beef stew
Recent annoyance: pushups

Seriously, Japanese people, do not jinx this. Everyone know that the night before a possible snow day, you have to do your homework. If you don't, you'll definitely have to go to class.

Japan's Obama town sets to party for U.S. namesake (Yahoo)
Dancing, singing and playing the guitar, residents in the sleepy Japanese fishing port of Obama are readying to party for Barack Obama before Tuesday's U.S. presidential election.

Around 50 men, women and children wearing "I Love Obama" T-shirts practiced hula dancing over the weekend for the Honolulu-born Democratic candidate, hoping he will win the vote and one day visit the town as U.S. President.

Thursday, October 30, 2008

Death Wish

Recently eaten: pasta bolognese
Recent annoyance: that weird alien sound coming from Dupont Circle. is it construction, or are they blasting supersonic noise from the metro?

This guy needs a new events coordinator. He shoots at a gas pump and when it doesn't explode, he drives into two cars. Somehow reading a book on the weekend seems so tame in comparison.

Man accused of repeatedly firing at gasoline pump (Yahoo)
A man who police said fired gun shots into a gasoline pump on Saturday morning was expected to be charged with three felonies when he's released from a local hospital.

Police said the man went to the Sunoco gas station on New Haven Road and fired a shotgun at a gas pump several times while customers stood nearby.

Luckily, nobody was injured and the pump did not explode.



Friday, October 03, 2008

There Goes the Neighborhood...And Oktoberfest

Recently eaten: burger
Recent annoyance: if it can be Googled, it can be done

There are multiple things in this article that are very disturbing.

  1. The boar population has risen by 320%: If someone told you that America's killer bee population or brain-eating zombie population rose by 320%, you might be a little concerned. It's almost as bad as what's happening in Burma when the bamboo flower explodes every 50 years.
  2. If you read on, the article also says that the wild boars are digging up graveyards on a daily basis. Okay, hold the phone. Wild boars are digging up dead bodies to eat. That's where I draw the line. I'll sacrifice Bobo, the family cat, but once you mess with gramps, you mess with me.
  3. Why don't they just have a big ol' pig roast at Oktoberfest? There will be thousands of drunken foreigners looking for a greasy nibble.
Wild boars wreak havoc in Germany (via YahooNews) Wild boars are breeding at a huge rate in Germany and wreaking greater havoc than in any other European country by destroying crops, killing pets and even attacking people, according to a new study.

Findings by the Hanover-based Institute of Wildlife Research show that Germany's boar population rose by 320 percent last year because of better access to food and bigger litters of young.
"God help us all, I was never educated on family planning or given access to contraceptives"

Wednesday, August 27, 2008

Cheers and Jeers

Recently eaten: mole
Recent annoyance: will the mosquitoes find me wherever I go?

From my recent trip to Mexico...

Cheers to the people in the security line who let my sweaty self through so I could catch my flight back home.

Jeers to Mexicana Airlines for popping my suitcase out last even though the giant green ticket on it said "Immediate Connection."

Cheers to the very friendly Oaxacans who pointed me in the right direction every time, just blocks from my actual destination.

Jeers to the dude in the zocalo who wanted me to check him out at his job at the Textile Museum.

Cheers to the startled hotel clerk who acted not surprised when we forced the automatic door of the Holiday Open at 1 AM and asked for 2 business cards.

Jeers to the 2 strange interlopers who bum rushed our cooking class and then volunteered to cook every dish.

Cheers to my chicken mole. delish.

Tuesday, August 12, 2008

Barbarians!

Recently eaten: chopped salad
Recent annoyance: the gooey white-out booger on the end of the brush before you get to the usable stuff

The Brits have gone to great lengths to discredit the Beijing Olympics. They've got a lot to live up to, but the latest expose from China really has the Brits fuming. Long a tolerant nation of crooked teeth, yellow enamel, and generally horrifying orthodontia, the British take personal offense to the story revealed below. This is clearly a toothist country.

Olympic: Child singer revealed as fake (Guardian)
When nine-year-old Lin Miaoke launched into Ode to the Motherland at the Olympic opening ceremony, she became an instant star.

"Tiny singer wins heart of nation," China Daily sighed; "Little girl sings, impresses the world," gushed another headline, perhaps in reference to Lin's appearance on the front of the New York Times. Countless articles lauded the girl in the red dress who "lent her voice" to the occasion.

But now it emerges that Lin lent someone else's voice, following high-level discussions - which included a member of the Politburo - on the relative photogenicity of small children.

The recording to which Lin mouthed along on Friday was by the even younger Yang Peiyi. It seems that Yang's uneven teeth, while unremarkable in a seven-year-old, were considered potentially damaging to China's international image.

Somebody get the girl a retainer!

Tuesday, July 29, 2008

"Gullible" is Written on the Ceiling

Recently eaten: yogurt past it's expiration date
Recent annoyance: trash chute is too small

Why, oh why, didn't they get those crazy glasses for watching solar eclipses? Why has God forsaken us?

Dozen blinded in India looking for Virgin Mary (Telegraph UK)
At least 50 people have lost their sight after staring at the sun hoping to see an image of the Virgin Mary, according to reports.

Alarmed health authorities in India's Kottayam district have set up a sign dispelling rumours of a miraculous image in the sky and warning of the dangers of looking into direct sunlight.

Forty-eight cases of sight-loss, allegedly caused by photochemical burns on the retina, have been recorded at St Joseph's ENT and Eye hospital in the region since Friday.

Despite warnings, and the potentially harmful effects of their actions, believers are allegedly still flocking to a hotelier's house in Erumeli near where the divine image is said to have appeared.

"All our patients have similar history and symptoms… They have developed photochemical, not thermal, burns after continuously gazing at the sun," Dr Annamma James Isaac, the hospital's ophthalmologist said.

"Totally radical, and righteous, dude."

Monday, June 23, 2008

Skintern Season

Recently eaten: chicken yogurt (not what you think)
Recent annoyance: the lightning bug that got into my apartment and made me think I was seeing things

Summer intern season is now in full swing. Front Page and Hawk and Dove are enjoying new found business. But, really, people, let's get the facts straight.

How not to be that intern (DCist)

"Ye olde intern"

Tuesday, May 20, 2008

The Work of Baroness Schraeder, I'm Sure

Recently eaten: poh pia
Recent annoyance: rain on the day I actually have to leave the office

There hasn't been this much commotion since the Nazis figured out that the Von Trapps had escaped before their encore.

Sound of Music plans hit bum note
The hills are alive ... with the sound of protest.

Plans to run a hotel out of a former home of the von Trapp family immortalized in the blockbuster hit movie "The Sound of Music" have triggered fierce resistance from neighbors, who fear tourists will tie up traffic and make a nuisance of themselves.

"We will fight this with all means at our disposal," said Andreas Braunbruck, who lives near the Villa Trapp in a neighborhood of Salzburg already teeming with "Sound of Music" tourists seeking a glimpse of the house.

"Buses and cars are constantly in the street in front of our homes as it is," he told Austrian television on Sunday.

The 125-year-old pale yellow villa, trimmed in white and black, is perched on the outskirts of Salzburg, where the 1965 film starring Julie Andrews and Christopher Plummer was made.

Thursday, April 24, 2008

We Have Our Ways

Recently eaten: chicken pesto melt
Recent annoyance: books-a-million probably doesn't have a million books

I am proud to call myself a Masshole today after reading this article. The Yankees-Red Sox rivalry continues and escalates into large scale construction projects. We're bitter, we're underhanded, and we'll do anything to sabotage the Yankees. Score one for Red Sox voodoo.

$84,100 Bid for Sox Jersey

Monday, April 14, 2008

Thats Knot Fare!

Recently eaten: teriyaki steak
Recent annoyance: gray between whether two over-the-counter Claritin equals one Claritin-D

I'll admit, I get all patriotic and uppity when the French keep saying that Americans and English-speakers are ruining the world. I'll have tou know that there are plenty of Americans and English-speakers that believe that stupid people are ruining the world and proper use of language. I admit that that I am a bit of a typo criminal whenh it comes to emails and blog posts. It's not pretty, but I admit it.

I guess these two guys are on a mission. So you'd better mind your p's, q's and everything in between. ( I don't even know if that was the correct use of apostrophes)

Linguistic Pedants of the World Unite - (Guardian article)

Typo Hunt Across America - (Blog)

Wednesday, April 02, 2008

Fresh Ink

Recently eaten: meatless tacos
Recent annoyance: something has up and died in the walls at work

Tuesday, April 01, 2008

Metro No-No

Recently eaten: vodka penne
Recent annoyance: unplugging my speakers only to find out that the volume on my computer was on extra high

Washington has a reputation for being pretty conservative and uptight. It's all about schmoozing the politicos, who you know, or who you think you know, or who you think you can get to. Luckily, Metro isn't going to try and upend that image. They're allowing Hollywood to come and shoot in our picturesque (?) Metro system as long as they follow the rules. That means things like no eating or drinking, no running, and no shooting anybody. Jesus, maybe Metro should control everything above ground too and institute their martial law in Columbia Heights.

Rail to Reel
Metro Opens Its Doors To Hollywood, as Long as It's Not During Rush Hour

Friday, March 21, 2008

Cookie Monster

Recently eaten: bean salad
Recent annoyance: sheet wrinkles on my face

Good Lord, NO!

Tornado Cooks Up Cookie Crisis For Atlanta
The tornado that moved through downtown Atlanta left a group of local Girl Scouts holding the bag for tens of thousands of Girl Scout cookies.

About 36,000 boxes of Thin Mints, Tagalongs and Samoas were stacked at the Georgia World Congress Center when the storm hit last weekend.

The Scouts were planning to sell their famous cookies at the Atlanta Home Show. It was going to be the first time the Scouts tried such a big sale in one place.

"We were going to sell Thursday, Friday, Saturday and Sunday, then the tornado hit," said Scout leader Valarie Culbreath. "Thank God none of our cookies were destroyed."

The cookies were spared, but with the Home Show canceled because of damage to the convention center the Scouts find themselves scrambling to sell their cookie collection.

The moved the cookies to the Atlanta Volunteer Service Center in DeKalb County and hope to sell them during a weeklong cookie drive there.

There's even a pathetic picture of a little girl

Thursday, March 06, 2008

I'm Ghost Like Swayze

Recently eaten: mushroom ravioli and pesto
Recent annoyance: british spelling

Sure, there was Point Break and To Wong Foo, but does Patrick Swayze really deserve this? Didn't he survive a plane crash that one time?

Doctor optimistic about Swayze's cancer

I will tame this like a wild cat. Rroooowr!

Tuesday, February 12, 2008

The Kid Stays in the Picture...Just Farther Away

Recently eaten: roasted chicken
Recent annoyance: sneezles and wheezles

What's the big whoop? I've been using kid repellent for years. Anyways, children don't have any rights.

U.K. campaign targets kid repellents
England's commissioner for children and a civil liberties group joined in a campaign Tuesday to ban high-frequency devices intended to drive away kids who congregate outside shops and in other areas.

The so-called "Mosquito" device emits high-frequency noise that is audible — and annoying — to young ears, but generally not heard by people over 20.

"This device is a quick fix that does not tackle the root cause of the problem and it is indiscriminate," English Children's Commissioner Al Aynsley-Green said.

The campaigners claim that about 3,500 of the electronic kid repellents, made by a Welsh company, are in use.

Aynsley-Green said in an interview with British Broadcasting Corp. radio that the devices do not deal with the real problem, which is that children have no place to gather other than on the streets.

"I think it is a powerful symptom of what I call the malaise at the heart of our society," he said.

"I'm very concerned about what I see to be an emerging gap between the young and the old, the fears, the intolerance, even the hatred, of the older generation toward the young."

Youth crime is a major concern in Britain; according to the crime prevention charity Nacro, young people are responsible for two-fifths of incidents of theft, burglary, robbery and violence.

Fear of violent youth was underlined this week by the conviction of a 19-year-old man, and youths aged 17 and 16 for killing a 47-year-old man who had confronted them about their drunken behavior.

Shami Chakrabarti, director of the civil rights group Liberty, supported the campaign against the devices.

"Imagine the outcry if a device was introduced that caused blanket discomfort to people of one race or gender, rather than to our kids," Chakrabarti said. "The Mosquito has no place in a country that values its children and seeks to instill them with dignity and respect."

The Mosquito's inventor, Howard Stapleton, has called for agreement about guidelines for using the devices.

"We tell shopkeepers to use it when they have a problem and I would be more than happy to introduce a contract which stipulates to shopkeepers how it can be used," Stapleton was quoted by the Western Mail newspaper as saying.

"People talk about infringing human rights but what about the human rights of the shopkeeper who is seeing his business collapse because groups of unruly teenagers are driving away his customers?"

Monday, February 04, 2008

Say What You Will

Recently eaten: pizza
Recent annoyance: where was the heart, boys?

I'm done waxing poetic about last night's heartbreaking loss. But I will promote my favorite Superbowl ad.