Showing posts with label TNG. Show all posts
Showing posts with label TNG. Show all posts

Friday, December 19, 2008

There Was No Encore

Recently eaten: bulgoki
Recent annoyance: collating packets that are just big enough to need the high-capacity stapler when I can't find the high-capacity stapler

Isn't this how Brandon Lee died? Someone replaces the blanks in a fake gun with real bullets...or replaces your fake knife with a real one. This is even more horrifying than that episode of TNG when Riker thinks he's acting as a mental patient in a play, but then it turns out he really is a mental patient on an alien planet. Damn those aliens.

Actor slits his won throat as knife switch turns fiction into reality (The Guardian)
An actor slit his throat on stage when the prop knife for his suicide scene turned out to be a real one.

Daniel Hoevels, 30, slumped over with blood pouring from his neck while the audience broke into applause at the "special effect". Police are investigating whether the knife was a mistake or a murder plot. They are questioning the rest of the cast, and backstage hands with access to props; they will also carry out DNA tests.

Things went wrong at Vienna's Burgtheater as Hoevels' character went to "kill himself" in the final scene of Friedrich Schiller's Mary Stuart, about Mary Queen of Scots, on Saturday night

It was only when he did not get up to take a bow that anyone realised something had gone wrong.

Friday, March 16, 2007

Politics Is A Dish Best Served Cold

Recently eaten: beef barley soup, avocado, triscuits
Recent annoyance: little socks keep falling down

Bah! This is what the American political system needs! A shakedown, a shakeup, some real blood on the hands. No more veiled threats and rhetoric about killing your enemy and dying with honor, let's just get it out there in the open and butt heads.

Politician Seeks Klingon Votes
A Finnish member of parliament is aiming for re-election by campaigning with a translation of his Web site into Klingon, used in the TV series "Star Trek."

"Some have thought it is blasphemy to mix politics and Klingon," said Jyrki Kasvi, an ardent Trekkie. "Others say it is good if politicians can laugh at themselves."

He said his politics posed some translation difficulties, since Klingon does not have words for matters such as tolerance, or for many colors, including green -- the party under whose banner he is running in the national elections on March 18.

Non-warriors can also access the site in English, Swedish and Finnish.

Hell yeah!

Wednesday, August 09, 2006

Dammit, Jim! I'm Not A Blogger!

Recently eaten: broccoli, potato wedges, ground beef
Recent annoyance: streaming internet radio that doesn't stream

Everyone knows I am a big nerd and I love Star Trek. I love the old Star Trek, I love Star Trek TNG, hell, I even watched a couple episodes of Enterprise. Now I have found a way that even you regular humanoids can enjoy some ST humor. First you have to understand a couple of things before looking at this link:

  1. Captain Kirk is the most OG pimp ever in space
  2. Spock is Vulcan which means he never cries, just like Chuck Norris
  3. Bones is a cranky, cranky old man
Okay, now enjoy Star Trek Inspirational Posters