Showing posts with label the deep. Show all posts
Showing posts with label the deep. Show all posts

Monday, March 02, 2009

This Seems Like a Great Idea

Recently eaten: baked potato
Recent annoyance: oh, forget it

I am sure that there is science behind taping magnets to a crocodile's head. However, the quote "Hey, we might as well give it a try" really doesn't help their case. Also, does this work on people?

Using magnets to repel crocodiles (via YahooNews)
Florida wildlife managers have launched an experiment to see if they can keep crocodiles from returning to residential neighborhoods by temporarily taping magnets to their heads to disrupt their "homing" ability.

Researchers at Mexico's Crocodile Museum in Chiapas reported in a biology newsletter they had some success with the method, using it to permanently relocate 20 of the reptiles since 2004.

"We said, 'Hey, we might as well give this a try," Lindsey Hord, the Florida Fish and Wildlife Conservation Commission's crocodile response coordinator, said on Tuesday.

"Hey, take this magnet off of my head!"
(photo by www.amcostarica.com)

Tuesday, September 30, 2008

Is Mulder on Speed Dial?

Recently eaten: peanut butter and jelly
Recent annoyance: everything can be Googled

I'm pretty sure this was an episode of X-Files, or at least some part of a subplot in the movie. This is how all the episodes started out, "Location: Iranian tanker off the east coast of Africa." And then there's people shouting in another language and then they all end up dead the next day. Pan to shot of mysterious cargo container with strange black ooze coming from the cracks. Fade to creepy theme song.

Mysterious cargo on Iranian tanker kills Somali pirates (via BoingBoing)
Somali pirates who hijacked an Iranian shipping vessel said to be carrying either "minerals" or "small arms and chemical weapons" have, en masse, fallen ill with a mysterious disease. The head of the East African Seafarers' Assistance Programme has been threatened with a lawsuit by the Iranian government for issuing spooky statements to the press to the effect that there was some kind of evil "chemicals" on the ship.

Thursday, August 28, 2008

Sleep Tight

Recently eaten: steak and onion pita
Recent annoyance: metro bus ate my $10

So the bus ate $10 this morning. At least I don't have one of these gnawing on my arm.

Goblin shark (New Scientist)



Monday, May 19, 2008

Well That's A Relief

Recently eaten: korean bbq
Recent annoyance: DNS

Good lord, I don't know which is more terrifying: some lizard swamp creature attacking the van, who may or may not be mythical, or a real, live dog.

DNA tests exonerate 'Lizard Man' in van attack

DNA testing has shown an attack on a family van some blamed on the legendary Lizard Man appears to have been actually done by a domestic dog. Something chewed up the front fender of Bob and Dixie Rawson's van in February. Bite marks were left on the wheel wells and blood was found on the vehicle.

The Item of Sumter reported that a veterinary lab in California tested the blood and found it came from a dog.

But Bob Rawson isn't sure, saying it would have to be one big dog.

Lee County Sheriff E.J. Melvin isn't convinced either. He thinks it was a coyote or wolf.

Lizard Man became a phenomenon in the area 20 years ago when people began reporting a tall, big-eyed swamp creature. Authorities never figured out exactly what prompted the sightings.

"Nothing to see here...except a lizard man."
Thanks to Loren Coleman for the photo from his new book Mysterious America (NY: Simon and Schuster, 2007)

Wednesday, April 02, 2008

Fresh Ink

Recently eaten: meatless tacos
Recent annoyance: something has up and died in the walls at work

Monday, March 31, 2008

It Matched My Shoes

Recently eaten: pecan-crusted trout
Recent annoyance: misty rain

What does one do with a stolen crocodile? Do you keep it alive as a pet? Or maybe you eat it? I think that alligator meat is available online these days for a reasonable price.

Crocodile stolen from Norway aquarium
A thief walked unnoticed out of a Norwegian aquarium carrying a crocodile at the weekend and now risks losing a finger or two, the head of the aquarium said on Monday.

"I think whoever did this knew what they were doing," Bergen aquarium director Kees Oscar Ekeli told Reuters, suggesting the young crocodile was smuggled out in a bag during the busiest hours on Saturday.

The stolen reptile, named "Taggen" (Spike), is a 70 centimetres (2.3 feet) long smooth-fronted caiman also known as Schneider's dwarf caiman (Paleosuchus Trigonatus).

Taggen eats "a good mix of fish and meat" and can grow to be about 2.5 metres (8.2 feet) long. "It has a solid bite. Considering it is not bigger than it is, you could lose a few fingers, but no vital organs," Ekeli said.

It is normally found in much warmer habitats in South America and is one of the world's smallest species of crocodile.

Ekeli feared that the four-year-old would have poor chances of surviving outside its habitat in the aquarium, and said it would probably die from stress.

The theft was immediately reported to the police. "We have offered a reward of 25,000 Norwegian crowns (2,500 pounds) to anyone who can give us a tip that leads to finding the crocodile," Ekeli said.

Saturday, November 17, 2007

Mall in the Family

Recently eaten: eel
Recent annoyance: my inability to speak in full and meaningful sentences in Cantonese

To take a break from turned out to be my not so scintillating trip to mainland China, here's what I've been doing in HK since I got back.

Tai O Fishing Village: Located on Lantau Island, Tai O is an authentic fishing village known for it's houses on stilts and dried fish products. I will remember it as a quiet fishing village full of cats and the cleanest public toilets I have seen anywhere in Hong Kong. The road to Tai O is a small two-lane highway (which is really only about 1.5 lanes) that goes over the small mountains on Lantau Island to the easternmost part of Hong Kong. One of my uncles is originally from Tai O. My mom said that when she was in high school, there was no road to Tai O. When they went on a school trip there they had to walk for hours over the mountains to get there. I can't even imagine the kind of waiver they would need nowadays to undertake such a trip.
It was refreshing to finally go somewhere that wasn't crowded with people, or full of the honking buses and taxis. The fisherpeople in Tai O now make their living selling fish to tourists. In fact, there isn't enough fish to pull in anymore, much of the fish they sell comes from mainland China.

We ambled about the narrow streets. I saw cats of all kinds all over the houses and yards. And I made friends with a small stray dog. All in a day's work.

Monday, October 01, 2007

Night of the Living Amoebas

Recently eaten: bbq chicken, salty oat cookies
Recent annoyance: ragweed

This is great example of good marketing versus bad marketing. Remember flesh-eating bacteria? That stuff was terrifying. I had no clue how people got it, or what it actually was, but anything that would eat my flesh was no friend of mine. On the slightly less scary scale is the brain-eating amoeba. Still sounds kinda gross, but almost sounds like a naughty cartoon character. Oh that brain-eating amoeba is at it again. Like a blood-sucking caterpillar, or the face-eating butterfly.

6 die from brain-eating amoeba in lakes
It sounds like science fiction but it's true: A killer amoeba living in lakes enters the body through the nose and attacks the brain where it feeds until you die.

Even though encounters with the microscopic bug are extraordinarily rare, it's killed six boys and young men this year. The spike in cases has health officials concerned, and they are predicting more cases in the future.

"This is definitely something we need to track," said Michael Beach, a specialist in recreational waterborne illnesses for the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention.

"This is a heat-loving amoeba. As water temperatures go up, it does better," Beach said. "In future decades, as temperatures rise, we'd expect to see more cases."

According to the CDC, the amoeba called Naegleria fowleri (nuh-GLEER-ee-uh FOWL'-erh-eye) killed 23 people in the United States, from 1995 to 2004. This year health officials noticed a spike with six cases — three in Florida, two in Texas and one in Arizona. The CDC knows of only several hundred cases worldwide since its discovery in Australia in the 1960s.

In Arizona, David Evans said nobody knew his son, Aaron, was infected with the amoeba until after the 14-year-old died on Sept. 17. At first, the teen seemed to be suffering from nothing more than a headache.

"We didn't know," Evans said. "And here I am: I come home and I'm burying him."

After doing more tests, doctors said Aaron probably picked up the amoeba a week before while swimming in the balmy shallows of Lake Havasu, a popular man-made lake on the Colorado River between Arizona and California.

Though infections tend to be found in southern states, Naegleria lives almost everywhere in lakes, hot springs, even dirty swimming pools, grazing off algae and bacteria in the sediment.

Beach said people become infected when they wade through shallow water and stir up the bottom. If someone allows water to shoot up the nose — say, by doing a somersault in chest-deep water — the amoeba can latch onto the olfactory nerve.

The amoeba destroys tissue as it makes its way up into the brain, where it continues the damage, "basically feeding on the brain cells," Beach said.

People who are infected tend to complain of a stiff neck, headaches and fevers. In the later stages, they'll show signs of brain damage such as hallucinations and behavioral changes, he said.

Once infected, most people have little chance of survival. Some drugs have stopped the amoeba in lab experiments, but people who have been attacked rarely survive, Beach said.

"Usually, from initial exposure it's fatal within two weeks," he said.

Researchers still have much to learn about Naegleria. They don't know why, for example, children are more likely to be infected, and boys are more often victims than girls.

"Boys tend to have more boisterous activities (in water), but we're not clear," Beach said.

In central Florida, authorities started an amoeba phone hot line advising people to avoid warm, standing water and areas with algae blooms. Texas health officials also have issued warnings.

People "seem to think that everything can be made safe, including any river, any creek, but that's just not the case," said Doug McBride, a spokesman for the Texas Department of State Health Services.

Officials in the town of Lake Havasu City are discussing whether to take action. "Some folks think we should be putting up signs. Some people think we should close the lake," city spokesman Charlie Cassens said.

Beach cautioned that people shouldn't panic about the dangers of the brain-eating bug. Cases are still extremely rare considering the number of people swimming in lakes. The easiest way to prevent infection, Beach said, is to use nose clips when swimming or diving in fresh water.

"You'd have to have water going way up in your nose to begin with" to be infected, he said.

David Evans has tried to learn as much as possible about the amoeba over the past month. But it still doesn't make much sense to him. His family had gone to Lake Havasu countless times. Have people always been in danger? Did city officials know about the amoeba? Can they do anything to kill them off?

Evans lives within eyesight of the lake. Temperatures hover in the triple digits all summer, and like almost everyone else in this desert region, the Evanses look to the lake to cool off.

It was on David Evans' birthday Sept. 8 that he brought Aaron, his other two children, and his parents to Lake Havasu. They ate sandwiches and spent a few hours splashing around.

"For a week, everything was fine," Evans said.

Then Aaron got the headache that wouldn't go away. At the hospital, doctors first suspected meningitis. Aaron was rushed to another hospital in Las Vegas.

"He asked me at one time, 'Can I die from this?'" David Evans said. "We said, 'No, no.'"

On Sept. 17, Aaron stopped breathing as his father held him in his arms.

"He was brain dead," Evans said. Only later did doctors and the CDC determine that the boy had been infected with Naegleria.

"My kids won't ever swim on Lake Havasu again," he said.

Friday, August 10, 2007

Leggo My Eggo

Recently eaten: chicken tenders
Recent annoyance: people on the metro that use the lane with the red X on it

I'm not sure there's really anything for me to say about this story. I mean, why is the Lego man floating in the sea? Nobody knows.

Giant Lego man found in Dutch sea
A giant, smiling Lego man was fished out of the sea in the Dutch resort of Zandvoort on Tuesday.

Workers at a drinks stall rescued the 2.5-meter (8-foot) tall model with a yellow head and blue torso.

"We saw something bobbing about in the sea and we decided to take it out of the water," said a stall worker. "It was a life-sized Lego toy."

A woman nearby added: "I saw the Lego toy floating toward the beach from the direction of England."

The toy was later placed in front of the drinks stall.

Wednesday, June 27, 2007

Welcome to the Crab Rock

Recently eaten: linguine with shrimp and roasted tomatoes
Recent annoyance: sweating right out of the shower

If crabs were eating your island home away, maybe you should consider a time share somewhere else.

Crustaceans eating away island of Hiroshima
An island off the coast of Higashihiroshima is crumbling away due to countless crustaceans that have made holes in its rocks and caused its highest peak to completely disappear.

The rocky Hoboro Island has become a breeding ground for huge numbers of creatures known in Japanese as nanatsuba-kotsubumushi, a type of isopod. The surging number of insects has caught the attention of local researchers.

"It's rare, even on a global scale, to hear of biological erosion that has proceeded on such a large scale and at such a rapid pace as to alter the landscape of an island," said Yuji Okimura, an emeritus professor at Hiroshima University.

According to land records of Hoboro Island compiled in 1928, the island was 120 meters long, and its highest point stood 21.9 meters above sea level. In a photo taken between about 1955 and 1965, the island had two rocky peaks, and vegetation was growing on the highest of the peaks.

Now, however, the highest peak has almost completely vanished, leaving only one rocky protrusion about 6 meters high. Because of this, most of the island is submerged at full tide.

Local residents had said the island was getting smaller every time a typhoon passed through. Last year, Okimura and other researchers conducted an investigation of the island. They found countless nanatsuba-kotsubumushi bugs, which were making many holes in the rock as they built nesting areas. The island is formed from tuff, a type of rock that consists of volcanic ash, and the holes that the crustaceans have made have left the island exposed, allowing the sea to wash away the rock, researchers found.

The same phenomenon has not been observed at other nearby islands.

"I guess the nature of the terrain on Hoboro Island is soft, which makes it easy to dig holes, and on top of that there is an abundance of food for nanatsu-kotsubumushi," Okimura said.







Monday, June 04, 2007

Ducks In A Row...Boat

Recently eaten: lasagna
Recent annoyance: that one contact lens that keeps popping out

This guy has been following a flotilla of rubber duckies after the boat in which they were being transported lost some of its cargo in rough waters. I guess there are less worthwhile studies out there, and it was fortuitous that such a large number of these little guys popped out of a ship all at once in the middle of the ocean.

Drifting Rubber Duckies Chart Oceans of Plastic

Friday, June 01, 2007

What's A Robster Craw?

Recently eaten: rosemary chicken sandwich
Recent annoyance: the one fruitfly that has made it into my office

Here's some old-time family fun! Catch aa live lobster and somehow get it home and into that steaming pot of boiling water without getting the business end of those pinchers.

Vending machine game for winning live lobsters



Friday, May 11, 2007

All That's Fit To Print

Now this is just downright weird. Found this on Wired.com this morning. I don't think the bird is still alive, but maybe it is. And why would anyone take a photo of this except to prove that our only defense against bird are multi-legged invertebrate.

Wednesday, April 25, 2007

My One And Only Weakness

Recently eaten: roast chicken, rice pilaf, beet salad
Recent annoyance: cramps

I knew I was feeling a bit weak recently. They have discovered a mine in Serbia full of kryptonite. It's apparently a mineral made of boron and lithium -- exactly the stuff given to me to keep me on the up and up. They will probably find Marlon Brando trapped in a big glacier full of magic crystals next week.

Kryptonite discovered in mine
Kryptonite is no longer just the stuff of fiction feared by caped superheroes.

A new mineral matching its unique chemistry - as described in the film Superman Returns - has been identified in a mine in Serbia.

According to movie and comic-book storylines, kryptonite is supposed to sap Superman's powers whenever he is exposed to its large green crystals.

The real mineral is white and harmless, says Dr Chris Stanley, a mineralogist at London's Natural History Museum.

"I'm afraid it's not green and it doesn't glow either - although it will react to ultraviolet light by fluorescing a pinkish-orange," he told BBC News.

Rock heist

Researchers from mining group Rio Tinto discovered the unusual mineral and enlisted the help of Dr Stanley when they could not match it with anything known previously to science.

Once the London expert had unravelled the mineral's chemical make-up, he was shocked to discover this formula was already referenced in literature - albeit fictional literature.

"Towards the end of my research I searched the web using the mineral's chemical formula - sodium lithium boron silicate hydroxide - and was amazed to discover that same scientific name, written on a case of rock containing kryptonite stolen by Lex Luthor from a museum in the film Superman Returns.

"The new mineral does not contain fluorine (which it does in the film) and is white rather than green but, in all other respects, the chemistry matches that for the rock containing kryptonite."

The mineral is relatively hard but is very small grained. Each individual crystal is less than five microns (millionths of a metre) across.

Elementary clash

Identifying its atomic structure required sophisticated analytical facilities at Canada's National Research Council and the assistance and expertise of its researchers, Dr Pamela Whitfield and Dr Yvon Le Page.

"'Knowing a material's crystal structure means scientists can calculate other physical properties of the material, such as its elasticity or thermochemical properties," explained Dr Le Page.

"Being able to analyse all the properties of a mineral, both chemical and physical, brings us closer to confirming that it is indeed unique."

Finding out that the chemical composition of a material was an exact match to an invented formula for the fictitious kryptonite "was the coincidence of a lifetime," he added.

The mineral cannot be called kryptonite under international nomenclature rules because it has nothing to do with krypton - a real element in the Periodic Table that takes the form of a gas.

Power possibilities

Instead, it will be formally named Jadarite when it is described in the European Journal of Mineralogy later this year.

Jadar is the name of the place where the Serbian mine is located.

Dr Stanley said that if deposits occurred in sufficient quantity it could have some commercial value.

It contains boron and lithium - two valuable elements with many applications, he explained.

"It's one 'Jor-El' of a discovery!"

Thursday, January 25, 2007

Jumping The Shark

Recently eaten: roast beef sub, california roll
Recent annoyance: blug, where do I begin?

So a rare prehistoric shark appeared from the depths of the ocean in Japan this week. I mean, at this point, it is probably that a t-rex will come stomping out of an Argentinean forest and eat half of the population of Brazil. I am basing this claim on pure scientific fact, of course.

I'll be honest, if this shark looks this frightening in a sick and weakened state, I may wet my pants to see what else might be down in the ocean. I don't really think it will be as fanciful as imagined in the movie The Life Aquatic. I stay out of the water for a reason and it's because things like this shark are swimming around thinking, "yeah, a few thousand years way down in the ocean have been play, but let's see what going on up there."

Rare shark captured on film
"A species of shark rarely seen alive because its natural habitat is about 2,000 feet under the sea was captured on film by staff at a Japanese marine park this week.

The Awashima Marine Park in Shizuoka, south of Tokyo, was alerted by a fisherman at a nearby port on Sunday that he had spotted an odd-looking eel-like creature with a mouthful of needle-sharp teeth.

Marine park staff caught the 5 foot (1.6 meter) long creature, which they identified as a female frilled shark, sometimes referred to as a "living fossil" because it is a primitive species that has changed little since prehistoric times. (Watch divers swim with bizarre, ailing shark Video)

The shark appeared to be in poor condition when park staff moved it to a seawater pool where they filmed it swimming and opening its jaws. (Photo gallery: More pictures of this odd creature of the deep)

"We believe moving pictures of a live specimen are extremely rare," said an official at the park. "They live between 1,968 and 3,280 feet (600 and 1,000 meters) under the water, which is deeper than humans can go."

"We think it may have come close to the surface because it was sick, or else it was weakened because it was in shallow waters," the official said.

The shark died a few hours after being caught.

Frilled sharks, which feed on other sharks and sea creatures, are sometimes caught in the nets of trawlers but are rarely seen alive."

Gaah!

Wednesday, November 16, 2005

They May Not Have Any Bones, But They Sure Have Some Balls!

Recently eaten: chicken cordon bleu, pumpkin pie
Recent annoyance: secondhand smoke

Not only are jellyfish destroying coastal communities, they are being used destroy one another. Can't we just pee on them or something?

We can take comfort in the fact that these aquatic nemeses are confined to the oceans, the giant, expansive oceans that make up our home planet. Maybe you didn't care about global warming before. Let those gas-guzzling SUV owners choke in their own crude oil. So what if some old people in Europe died during a heat wave? But by God, don't let the polar ice caps melt because if they do, the jellyfish will inherit the earth.

Jellyfish cause caviar crisis
"The fishermen delivering their catches to the Taza bazaar in Baku call it simply "the monster".

The mnemiopsis jellyfish is not much to look at - a colourless, translucent blob about the size of a hand. But the creature, usually found only off the east coast of the US, has devastated fish stocks in the Caspian Sea since it was accidentally brought to the region in a ship's ballast water.

Fishermen and government experts fear that it could destroy the lucrative caviar industry, which has already been crippled by over-fishing and pollution.

It is not just that mnemiopsis feeds on the same plankton that nourish the kilka sprats on which larger fish, such as the caviar-producing beluga sturgeon, live. The voracious stowaway, Mnemiopsis leidyi, can also produce 8000 eggs a day and eat so much plankton that its bodyweight can double in 24 hours. And, crucially, not a single local predator feeds on it.

"It is a monster," said Rufat, who has fished for Caspian sturgeon for more than 20 years. "If it carries on feeding like this, there will be no fish left."

Since mnemiopsis was first discovered in the Caspian in 1999, its population has risen by an estimated 5000 per cent. In the same period, kilka stocks have dropped by 50-80 per cent. Starved of their main food source, beluga sturgeon are becoming smaller and producing fewer eggs by the year, Mehman Akhundov, of the Azerbaijan Fishery Research Institute, said.

"You can imagine how hard it is for the beluga to feed now that the kilka have gone," Dr Akhundov said. "When we catch them, we see that their stomachs are empty."

A recent study found an average of 37 mnemiopses in every square metre of water in the southern Caspian, he said. The plague has affected millions of people in fishing communities in the five countries that surround the sea - Azerbaijan, Iran, Turkmenistan, Kazakhstan and Russia.

But now Iran has come up with a secret weapon to wage biological war on the invader. Iranian scientists have proposed introducing another kind of American jellyfish, Beroe ovata, which feeds on only one thing - the mnemiopsis. They have been breeding the gelatinous assassins in special tanks to adapt it to Caspian waters, which are less salty than its normal habitat. Since the beroe feeds only on the mnemiopsis, they say, it will simply die out once it has consumed them."

Giant jellyfish menace Japan
"Huge echizen jellyfish, which can weigh up to 200kg and have an umbrella measuring 2m across, have been causing serious damage to the fishing industry off Japan's east coast.

Thousands of the jellyfish have damaged fixed fishing nets while also degrading the freshness of fish by flicking them with their poisonous tentacles.

The population of the jellyfish, the largest variety found in the Japan Sea, has skyrocketed recently."

This thing will eat you alive!

Thursday, November 10, 2005

Fat is Phat

Recently eaten: rice noodles, corn niblets, two eggs
Recent annoyance: the holiday bus schedule

Crack is whack, kids, and so is the Atkins Diet. All you lard-butts can rejoice, fat is back in vogue. Not just for hunter-gatheres to get through the winter anymore, fat is "in" for any season. Have that second piece of cake, try all the pastas at Olive Garden, get that turkey deep fryer you've been eyeing, and take a long nap after lunch because chubby is the new black.

Man seeks fat people to fuel his boat
"An Auckland adventurer wants overweight people to have liposuction so he can turn their fat into biofuel to power his boat around the globe.

Peter Bethune's biofuel-powered attempt at the round-the-world powerboat speed record will run on his own fat, and he hopes, many more well-endowed contributors.

The Dominion Post reports the lean Auckland adventurer has had about four syringes of fat removed by liposuction from his own "love handles", but needs others to donate their fat for his cause.

If Mr Bethune, 39, gets enough fat he will have it refined and converted to fuel for his 24m trimaran.

The Dominion Post reports that as part of a publicity gimmick to promote his adventure, he asked a couple of fat friends whether they would be willing to donate their spare kilos, and they told him he must do it first.

But the surgeon who donated his services could only extract 100 millilitres of fat from Mr Bethune's 70kg-frame, compared to an average haul of 3kg, which would produce three litres of refined biofuel.

The $2.6 million Earthrace craft will begin circumnavigating the globe in March and aims to cut the 75-day record - it is expected to use 70,000 litres of biofuels."

It's the same old story. First you think you're going under the knife to donate a couple kilos of biofuels so some eccentric millionaire can fuel his boat to go around the world. Next thing you know you're waking up in a tub full of ice with only one kidney. I saw Dirty, Pretty Things. I know what's up.

Police seize 24 tons of illegal cheese

And if you're looking to put on a few pounds, el Salvador might be the place to do it.

"El Salvador police scented something was not quite right before they swooped on a residential zone north of the El Salvador capital and seized 24 tonnes of contraband cheese.

Police arrested 21 people in the early morning operation in San Juan Opico, 40km north of San Salvador, where they seized the cheese smuggled into this Central American country from Nicaragua.

Among those arrested were Salvadorans, Nicaraguans and Guatemalans, according to customs director Gustavo Villatoro.

The cheese smuggling gang had grated the authorities by evading taxes on their smuggled mountain. A police spokesman said two refrigerated trucks had also been smoked out by officers and confiscated in the raid."

Smoked out the cheese trucks, eh? I hope there was some gouda on those big rigs. Mmmm....