Death Wish

Recently eaten: pasta bolognese
Recent annoyance: that weird alien sound coming from Dupont Circle. is it construction, or are they blasting supersonic noise from the metro?

This guy needs a new events coordinator. He shoots at a gas pump and when it doesn't explode, he drives into two cars. Somehow reading a book on the weekend seems so tame in comparison.

Man accused of repeatedly firing at gasoline pump (Yahoo)
A man who police said fired gun shots into a gasoline pump on Saturday morning was expected to be charged with three felonies when he's released from a local hospital.

Police said the man went to the Sunoco gas station on New Haven Road and fired a shotgun at a gas pump several times while customers stood nearby.

Luckily, nobody was injured and the pump did not explode.