Poo Poo Platter

Recently eaten: tilapia
Recent annoyance: my next door neighbor moves all of his trash outside of his apartment door at midnight every weekend

I don't really know if there is anything clever or witty to say about this incident. Except that people in Australia take football very seriously.

Pub row erupts after feces found in ice cream (Yahoo)
A bitter row has broken out between one of Sydney's largest tourist pubs and a family of five who accused chefs of serving human excrement in their gelato after they complained about noise during a football match.

State government food minister Ian Macdonald confirmed on Wednesday that frozen fecal matter had been found in a serving of chocolate gelato offered to placate pub patron Steve Whyte and his wife Jessica, who became "violently ill" after eating it.