Leg Up

Recently eaten: scalloped potatoes
Recent annoyance: that dollop of mayonnaise that falls on your pants exactly where the napkin doesn't cover

I thought I had it bad having to find ankle length pants my whole life. I take it back. I take it all back.

Doctors Don't Know Why My Legs Are Getting Bigger (via Digg)
Doctors can’t tell Mandy Sellars why her legs keep expanding – all they say is that hr only option is a drastic amputation. She travelled to the US for a new TV show in search of an alternative.