Calling Dr. Zaius

Recently eaten: turkey sandwich
Recent annoyance: boring Friday

This is exactly the kind of stuff that will get us in trouble when the monkeys and apes take over the planet.

No business like monkey business at Japan tavern (Reuters)
Good help proving hard to find? A Japanese tavern is relying on monkey business to keep customers happy.

The Kayabukiya tavern, a traditional "sake house" north of Tokyo employs a pair of Japanese macaque called Yat-chan and Fuku-chan to serve patrons.

The younger of the two monkeys, Fuku-chan, hands out customers a hot towel to clean their hands before they order their drinks, as is the custom in Japan.