The End is Nigh

Recently eaten: turkey, stuffing, haricot verts
Recent annoyance: no matter how nice my shirt looks when I put it on, it's wrinkled by the time I get to work

Well, I know the end of the world is near:

1. Because I am leaving my job of 3,5 years. Frankly, the new copier and I never got along
2. A house full of vegans is advertising to trade a room for breast milk

Mmmmm, thanks but no thanks. I think I will try and get in on that World of Warcraft group house instead.