Bang On The Drum All Day?

Recently eaten: slow cooked pork, fingerling potatoes
Recent annoyance: uncomfortable bar stools

Now I realize that not everyone is on a 9-to-5 work schedule, but having bummed around the city for the last couple of days, there is an untapped labor pool just waiting for the right employment opportunity.

There seems to be a long line outside the decrepit liquor store on 14th and U Sts.

Many elderly, retired persons have been found at a matinee at the movie theater.

Don't they have truant officers anymore? I must insist on this because there are teenagers and small children all over the place during the school hours. What better education is there for a young person than some hard manual labor?

As for me, I'll be the carefree yuppie sipping hot chocolate at Starbucks.