Science Fact or Fiction?

Recently eaten: roast beef sub, provolone cheese
Recent annoyance: monthly pay days

I'm a bit brain dead today. Enjoy some crazy science headlines that always crack me up. Look, I know science is a real profession. But this is starting to get ridiculous.

Killer Whales Settle Disputes Like Humans
...by knifing each other until my rightness can be seen in your blood.

Talking Robot is Surprisingly Anthropomorphic

Psycho Killer Raccoons Terrorize Olympia
...crazysexycool TLC rips up Atlanta

Sunlight Curbs Afternoon Drowsiness
...taking showers reduces body odor

And just to prove that I can be a nice person: Jeremy Piven kicks a$$