The Accidental Tourist

Recently eaten: roast beef and gorgonzola sandwich
Recent annoyance: people who talk all the way through previews at the movies

Tourist season in DC is in full swing by now, and the Mall is packed with wide-eyed, slow-moving outsiders. I generally confine my daily activities to the less hospitable areas of northwest DC, where there are long stretches of sidewalk with no Starbucks or Cosi, and and the trolley stop is too far away to walk.

Or try this:

Tourist Remover

Although I wish I could use this in real life...