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Recently eaten: pumpernickel breadsticks, garlic hummus
Recent annoyance: stress causes belly fat, boo

10 Things You Don't Need
Of all the things on this list, I like the Mona Lisa painting. It adds a whole new spin on the Da Vinci Code enthusiast's way to stick it to the Vatican. I thought the Last Supper with the dogs was awesome, but throwing in some random dude's face on the Mona Lisa (complete with enigmatic smile) takes the cake. I don't even want to know how they are going to start making custom statues of David ("We start by coating you in Vaseline so the plaster won't stick").