I'm Not A Snob, I'm Just Cuhraaaazy!

Recently eaten: burrito
Recent annoyance: early mornings

You know how I listen to classical music at work all day at my desk? Well, it's not because I am trying to impress you. It's not even because I am trying to be respectful and not blare Norwegian death metal from my sound system. It's because it soothes my nerves and keeps me from kicking my cubicle walls over. I just thought you should know. Don't be scared or anything. Jeez, I really hate it when they get scared and start crying. I can't stand the crying. Not even classical music can drown that out. Oh, and do me a favor, don't tell the Boss I said this. Seriously, don't tell anyone or you're cat food.