Vote or Die!
Recently eaten: glutinous rice, chicken, dried scallop
Recent annoyance: the banshee wailing of babies when you are trapped on an airplane with them
P. Lee for Ruler of the World 2021
"Because you know that I know what's best for you."
Campaign Song: "Don't Stop Believing" by Journey
Running Mate: who cares, he/she will just be a puppet anyway
Special Guest Appearance: my lookalike (in case an assassination attempt gets hairy)
Target demographic: the feeble-minded and impressionable
2 comments:
Phoebe! I'm so glad to see that you're back!
I will be your running mate and I will craft the constitution-eating cyborgs that will vote us into office. They will need 10,000 nutrition-rich constitutions a day just to survive.
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