Wednesday, January 21, 2009

All Hands on the Poop Deck

Recently eaten: lemon garlic roast chicken
Recent annoyance: Glad you out-of-towners enjoyed the Inauguration, but please leave town quietly and immediately

You know, they would never give a person the same benefit of the doubt: "
The monkey is not considered dangerous."

Feces-throwing monkey on the loose in Tampa Bay (via YahooNews)
Wildlife officials said a rhesus monkey known to throw feces when mad is on the loose in Tampa Bay. Authorities have been trying to capture the primate since Tuesday afternoon, but it managed to evade a bucket truck and tranquilizer dart.

Gary Morse with the Florida Fish and Wildlife Conservation Commission says the adult male is thought to have escaped from an unlicensed source. It was last seen in Clearwater.

The monkey is not considered dangerous.

"This is easier than throwing the stuff"

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