Wednesday, July 09, 2008

Smartest Bat Ever

Recently eaten: scrod - junk fish of the sea
Recent annoyance: outfit looks good standing up, but not sitting down

I can't decide if the bat is way smarter than a dolphin, or this chick is hard-of-feeling. And, isn't there some risk of getting rabies from hatching a baby bat in your undergarments? It seems unsanitary and probably means that this girl is a member of a vampire army. It's science.

Teenager finds baby bat in her bra
Abbie Hawkins, a hotel receptionist, thought her mobile phone was ringing when she felt vibrations coming from her clothes.

But she later discovered the tiny creature tucked away in the padded pocket of her underwear.

As staff and colleagues crowded around, Miss Hawkins, 19, produced the frightened bat, which was the size of her hand.

1 comment:

Jordyne said...

What kind of underwear has a padded pocket??