Lay Off the Reply All

Recently eaten: yummy pizza (just one slice!)
Recent annoyance: the smell of vitamins

This guy seems to have a serious reply all problem. If you thought your mother you emailing those cheesy forwards about choosing between 'good apples' and the 'bad apples," or the ones about masked strangers shoving women into the trunks of their cars in the parking lot of Wal-Mart, this guy takes the cake. He may have sent 2 BILLION spam emails, which isn't even that many apparently, in the grand scheme of things. I definitely think he shuld be relegated to answering complaints at the Department of Motor Vehicles.

Man may have sent 2 billion spam e-mails

Spam: A scourge WORSE than scurvy