Friday, August 11, 2006

Living La Vida Lisa

Recently eaten: quarter pounder w/ cheese
Recent annoyance: alarm clocks

It was inevitable. Like the fall of the Berlin wall, the X-Files movie being really bad, and the return of bell bottom pants: Lisa is leaving us. I don't normally put up personal posts. The news out there is just as weird as my personal life. However, our little girl is leaving us, and I do believe it merits a special tribute post.

THINGS I WOULD HAVE MISSED OUT ON IF I HAD NEVER MET LISA

  • Random people crawling into my bed or urinating into our trashcan
  • A deep, and profound respect for Tom Daschle
  • Exposure to hot dishes containing pringles, and cream of mushroom soup
  • Various and sundry vulgar words and phrases that cannot and will not be repeated here lest the FCC shut down my blog
  • WIDE.SPREAD.PANIC
  • Knowledge of the inner workings and dysfunction of a large law firm
  • An exceptional challenger to my pop culture knowledge (we can let Jen think she knows movies)
  • The sound of music...all the time...everywhere
  • The proper way to shotgun
  • Gin drinks
Well, they are countless, indeed. Suffice it to say, Lis, we will miss your laughter and your disgustingly perfect teeth.
Our Lisa

1 comment:

intimmydator said...

I want to ride an ostrich for real! Just like in Swiss Family Robinson!