Stop the Ape on Ape Violence

Chimp or Sasquatch?
"A chimpanzee carrying a club was allegedly spotted yesterday morning in the backyard of a Thousand Oaks, California home. So far, authorities haven't tracked down the animal. As the search continues, Loren Coleman wonders over at Cryptomundo if this was a case of mistaken identity and that the chimp is actually Bigfoot."

"I will smash you humans like a termite colony!"