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Recently eaten: lump crab cake, soft shell crab, rockfish, french fries, hush puppies
Recent annoyance: heat rises

It is an age old question, who would win in a fight between a ninja and a pirate? The ninja: brave soldier and master of the stealthy art of killing people from rooftops and ceilings. The pirate: all bravado and wooden legs, expert cutlass wielder to be used when descending from tall sails.

Consider these morsels: Pirates Versus Ninjas

Review of Pirates of the Caribbean, by a ninja