Thursday, March 02, 2006

In My Expert Medical Opinion

Recently eaten: mushroom tortelloni, roasted garlic marinara, broccoli (for mom's sake)
Recent annoyance: terrible nightmare of vampire bats crawling all over the walls

Seventh legionnaire's victim
"The search for the source of Melbourne's outbreak of legionnaires' disease continued today, as the potentially deadly airborne bacteria struck down its seventh victim."

I'm going to hazard a guess, and say it was this guy:

Who the hell let Jean Claude Van Damm into the country? I don't know why they let Lou Gehrig play baseball as long he did either. A lot of kids died because of it. (I am going straight to hell on the express train)

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