Wednesday, February 08, 2006

Brain Dump

Recently eaten: Kentucky Fried Chicken, in all its glory
Recent annoyance: packing

I came up with a brilliant idea yesterday. I think it could really do some good in the world. There are often people in your past that you know you should not contact, for your sake really. However, there is that deceptive chunk in your brain that like to rationalize calling those people. For medical purposes, we will call this tiny nugget the Masochist Lobe (ML). No matter how hard the Logical Lobe fights against this Masochist Lobe, the ML almost always wins. Unless physically restrained.

My idea is to start a small company that would contact said person for you and strongly recommend they change their email address, phone number, and mailing address if they know what's good for them. This way, no matter how many times the ML triumphs, you won't get any satisfaction from it. Call it the Ex-Protection Program.

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