The Beer in Review
Recently eaten: salmon noodle casserole ( I was left alone to farge for three days, what do you expect?
Recent annoyance: piss poor short term memory
Some memorable moments in this last week of 2005
JANUARY
- 2903 awakens to find they've stolen two boxes of ding dongs. Thank Lord, and proceed to eat after one helluva New Year's where no dinner was served and I almost killed a man or two.
- Small pack of mercenary mice, probably hired by Putterman, terrorize denizens of 2903 with squealing, pooping and grisly, drawn-out deaths. Scorched earth policy is put into effect and mice are driven from adopted homeland into the pocket door of the kitchen.
- Housewarming II Party. Emily learns true meaning of initials, Lisa gets groped, Jen kisses a beaver tail, Julie rules the pong table, and Phoebe fights with everyone.
- Kind of a blur. Probably had some good nights fighting, screwing and reading the news.
- Meet 2004 nobel Peace Prize Winner. What an overachiever.
- Get dumped, go on crazy pills. Then go on beer-soaked rampage. Jennifer meets her soap-opera Jack. Pretend to be happy for them when I really seethe with jealous rage.
- Start sweating
- Attacked by small children, or midgets. Kind of hard to tell.
- Eat 50 cupcakes on my birthday. Start strange obsession with Journey.
- Move into Shaw. Start sweating Ben's Chili bowl.
- 10 hour tea party that wouldn't quit and bourbon.
- Lisa's bday bar crawl starts in a totally empty Tom Tom's, ends for some of us at Irish Times with some creepy guys in the national Guard.
- Go to Thailand Sri Lanka. Avoid prison time and slippery grasp of rebel armies.
- Dumped II
- Rock Thanksgiving with frozen turkey and lots of dessert
- Rocket to stardom as unclassiest ladies int this town
- Close out the year unrivaled in fighting, screwing, and reading the news.
2 comments:
Don't be jealous of Jack. He's...so...undemonstrative.
Let's not forget this...
September-Present: Begin torid love affair with next door neighbor Daryl.
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