I invented this little robot guy. He is made out of a Campbell's soup can, a fish head, some glass shards, and one black heart. I think he'll come in handy.
On the evolutionary scale, I am quite advanced from the skull down: little to no hair on arms and legs, fantastically long toes, and virtually indestructible exoskeleton. However, my skull retains it's australopithecine sagittal crest. I have worn my molars down from years of grinding on mammoth bones. My keen wolf-like sense of smell can lead me to food within a 10 mile radius.
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Can we feed it batteries?
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