B to the E: Batteries With Something Extra
Recently eaten: rice noodles, trout, snickers ice cream bar Possible celebrity endorsement deals:
Recent annoyance: computer illiteracy
I came up with a brilliant cross-marketing idea while chugging a foul-tasting Beer with 'Something" Extra.
Urine-powered Batteries Developed For Cell Phones
"Physicists in Singapore have succeeded in creating the first paper battery that generates electricity from urine. This new battery will be the perfect power source for cheap, disposable healthcare test-kits for diseases such as diabetes, and could even be used in emergency situations to power a cell phone."
There are so many emergency uses for urine, I don't even know where to begin:
1. Jellyfish attack
2. Putting out a fire
3. Kidney relief
4. Signing your name on a contract made of snow
Budweiser can capitalize on this pee fad by teaming up with cell phone providers.
1. "Budweiser and Cingular: Everywhere you want to go. Literally"
2. "Budweiser and T-Mobile: Drink more, talk more."
3. "Can you hear me now? I'm in the alley taking a piss"
1. XZibit - X to the Z drinks B to the E: sip it (the beer), zip it (your pants, and flip it (your phone)
2. P. Diddy - "I just drank a B to the E. Now I need to go diddy!"
3. Tiger Woods for Nike: "Piss on the green. Piss off your opponents. Just piss it."
1 comment:
Energy-generating or no, B to the E was a bad choice. Or was that the gin drink?
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