Wednesday, August 06, 2008

The Truth Hurts Sometimes

Recently eaten: salad with walnuts and blue cheese
Recent annoyance: if the gorillas were hiding, what else could be squirreled away?

Sometimes the truth is hard to swallow, especially when you spent all your money in a slot machine. Come on buddy, at least try out the $5 blackjack table. I predict the next 911 phone call to be about the empty shrimp plate at the buffet.

Man tell 911 slot machine stole his money
(Yahoo News)
second Florida man has been arrested on charges of making false 911 calls in as many days. An arrest report says 47-year-old Carlos Gutierrez was at the Hard Rock Hotel & Casino early Monday and called 911 to say the slot machine stole his money. The report says Gutierrez left the casino to place a second 911 call to say the same thing.

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