I'll Take Two

Recently eaten: cornflake tilapia
Recent annoyance: cut on my tongue

While this garden accessory might keep unsavory people out, it may also attract a completely different set of weirdos. I am going to wait for the 2nd generation version that also waters my lawn.

Animatronic zombie that rises out of your garden and chases people, dragging its entrails (BoingBoing)
Remote controlled zombie is powered by (2) 12-volt batteries and runs on (4) DC motors. It groans, screams, & talks with numerous sounds via digital sound and onboard amp & speaker. Includes battery charger.

"Why do you put me out only at Halloween?"