I Am Rubber, You Are Glue...No, Wait

Recently eaten: pork belly
Recent annoyance: if everyone books the early morning appointments, how am I supposed to get one?

Why isn't it ever some bow-tie-wearing, O'Reilly-watching crazy that tries stuff like this? You're giving us a bad name, buddy.

Climate protester tries to glue himself to Brown (Yahoo News)
A climate change protester unsuccessfully tried to superglue himself to Prime Minister Gordon Brown at an event in the leader's residence, a government spokesman said Tuesday.

Dan Glass, a 24-year-old member of Plane Stupid, which campaigns against airport expansion, tried to attach himself to Brown's suit as he was about to shake hands with the premier at his Downing Street residence.