Monkey to My Heart

Recently eaten: spanish omelette
Recent annoyance: oatmeal crust in my mug

I might as start a new tag called "monkeyschoosingstuff" because this is the second monkey-selection-related article I've posted in a week. Apparently, this is a monkey matchmaker. Does it work if he's bribed with bananas? Is he just looking for the picture the most resembles another monkey in heat? Who knows. You can ask the Washington Post.

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