Monkey See, Monkey Do Join Capitalism

Recently eaten: ravioli in vodka sauce
Recent annoyance: itchy tag

This crazy website sells some weird foodstuffs from all over the place. They probably just take the crocodile curry off the Thai supermarket shelf, slap a sterile looking black and white label on it and call it "edible." I definitely think the Edible Monkey-Picked Tea would be my monkey pick of the week.

The other stuff

"I sure hope the monkey washed his hands first."