As Clear As Day

Recently eaten: plato zapoteca from mixtec
Recent annoyance: no screens on my windows

So this cricket player won't face any charges related to him knocking over a streaker than ran straight for him during a match. The best explanation for this in the article was, "Andrew was in the zone and was severely threatened." Why do these things only happen in European sports leagues?

Symonds to face no action for knocking over streaker

Admit it, the butt is funny.