The Pole Truth

Recently eaten: oatmeal...original flavor...blech
Recent annoyance: pudge

Why do I always get into trouble for suggesting ideas like this that completely abuse the postakl system. Then this guy even puts his idea on eBay for money. Wouldn't it be ironic if I won the auction and the mark was...the guy who is sending the postcards? Dunh dunh dunh!

Auction: "I will send maddening postcards from Poland to the person of your choosing"