Not Old For The Earth

Recently eaten: italian sub
Recent annoyance: the cable who did come between 9-12 but came at 11:58...you win this time, Comcast.

Another birthday rolls around and I get crankier by the minute. It's really that everyone else is getting more annoying. It's relative really.

For those of you wondering what to get the girl that hates everything, this could really come in handy.

And, finally, this is what I would like etched on my gravestone: