Cause for Pause

Recently eaten: greek salad
Recent annoyance: pens that seem like they are running out of ink, and then write fine

I have had a real tough time cutting seriously high-cholesterol foods out of my diet. Ever since they told me that Crisco runs through my veins, I have tried every mental tactic in the book to stop eating bacons and eggs. Well, I think I have discovered the best dieting tool ever.

Behold, the Bacon Tomb
This is what happens to bacon and eggs over 2 years...

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