Wednesday, January 10, 2007

Oranguatan Will Not Wear Diaper

Recently eaten: sooshi
Recent annoyance: finding out that pantyhose never fits me because my right thigh is exponentially larger than my left

I know that this is a very real problem for both people with monkey helpers and the TSA officials that must inspect them. But, seriously, this is awesome.

TSA Guidelines on Inspecting Monkey Helpers
Best part -- "
The inspection process may require that the handler take off the monkey’s diaper as part of the visual inspection. "

I think I'll start hanging out at the airport

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