Monday, December 11, 2006

StoMach 3

Recently eaten: lasagna
Recent annoyance: stomach sensitivity

Blast this clean-living! Now that I am off the 8000 calorie per day diet, my stomach has become a big wuss about food. One drop of grease, and my night is over. This is really terrible news and a profound embarrassment to my family. My face burns with shame.

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