Everything's Coming Up Rosie

Recently eaten: tunafish, hummus sandwich
Recent annoyance: slow shower drains

Rosie O'Donnell may think that we Chinese are just a blubbering mass of idiots, but in fact, we are productive members of society. Just look at what ths guy did:

Tallest Chinese man saves dolphins
World's longest man Bao Xishun, length 2.36 m has saved two dolphins after they swallowed plastic. Vets could not reach the plastic with their equipment, but Bao's 1.06 m long arms could get it out of the dolphins' stomachs.