Horse D'oeuvres

Recently eaten: tuna melt
Recent annoyance: lost wallet

Forget the return of the Third Reich, Dick Cheney, or ants in your pants. I have found, hands down, the scariest thing I have seen in a very long time: guide horses. I immediately threw my laptop out the window when I found the homepage, so I haven't figured out what happens when these little guys start pooing on the job. It's alos unclear what happens when they go beserk and try to trample you from down below.

Guide Horse Foundation - Miniature Horses for the Blind

"That's it, that's it, she ain't never gonna be right."