Death Kills Again

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Death has struck again, and ironically, in a graveyard! This only goes to show you how fleeting life is, and how freakish cemeteries are. You should probably avoid them if youa re old and infirm. Death just hangs around there anyway looking for his next victim. That's why Chinese people set off firecrackers at gravesites. We're not just doing it to be weird.

Woman dies next to own grave
A Dutch woman, who had meticulously planned her own funeral after the death of her husband last year, died next to the grave in Amsterdam where she wanted to be buried, a newspaper reported.

The 65-year-old widow probably died of a heart attack while she was visiting the family grave where her name, but no date, was already inscribed, De Telegraaf daily reported Wednesday.

The woman was carrying a bag with her containing her will when she died and had already organized details of her funeral including the music she wanted played, the paper said.

WHEN WILL YOU DIE??