Darwinner Takes All

Recently eaten: chicken, mushrooms, couscous, cucumber salad
Recent annoyance: people who don't up their seats on the bus for super-pregnant women

Charles Darwin apparition appears in tree
Janice says: "I got up this morning, and looked out the window I look out for hours every day. I looked up at the birdfeeder to the spot where a limb was chopped off and saw Charles Darwin."