False Advertising

Recently eaten: english muffin, turkey, cheddar (nominal amount)
Recent annoyance: cowlicks

I ran across this strange website, and most of you might think I would be really happy for little kids to get rabies. However, I know that rabid kids are only more aggressive and will foam at the mouth and I'll have to ward them off with glasses of water. This is the kind of danger that has been lingering for millennia and you don't see anyone refusing to have children. Sure, a few bags of spinach get infected, some birds get the flu, and we're all over it. A few billion demonic children have us in their grip and not one person does a darned thing.

Children are evil

Always watching, judging...look at the baby, look at the baby