I've Got Soul, And I AM A Soldier

Recently eaten: tuna, pasta
Recent annoyance: fire alarms

For those late-night heathen attacks, there are Armor of God pajamas. Suitable for even the most precious unborn child (sizes range from "point of conception" up to age 12), these pjs will prepare the fruits of your loins to do battle against the non-believers. Complete with shield and activity book, the whole family can have fun smiting an enemy of God. WARNING: pajamas are highly flammable and should not be worn at witch trials.

Armor of God PJs

"Only the righteous shall prevail!"