Half-Bacon

Recently eaten: ramen with two spoonfuls of refried beans
Recent annoyance: daytime rats

WARNING: This post is not kosher.

I thought about the viability of making a wallet from real pieces of fried bacon. This would present a few problems:

1. The constant stray dog problem
2. Greasy money/hands/pants
3. Delicious wallet

So, I guess these guys made a wallet out of fake bacon.

Sir Francis Bacon, a bacon of light