Commander-in-Beef
Presidential Diseases
1. I did not need to know THAT about Jimmy Carter
2. Most weekends I feel like Franklin Pierce
Tuesday, March 07, 2006
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About Me
- Phoebe
- Washington, D.C., United States
- On the evolutionary scale, I am quite advanced from the skull down: little to no hair on arms and legs, fantastically long toes, and virtually indestructible exoskeleton. However, my skull retains it's australopithecine sagittal crest. I have worn my molars down from years of grinding on mammoth bones. My keen wolf-like sense of smell can lead me to food within a 10 mile radius.
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