My Friend, Flicka, Ate My Brains

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Workers stole human brains
"The Queensland state government has said it would investigate allegations that a forensic laboratory worker stole parts from human brains so they could be injected into racehorses to make them run faster.

The worker at a pathology lab in the northern city of Brisbane reportedly stole pituitary glands, found at the base of the brain, because the hormones they contain govern growth stimulation and could stimulate horses.

The claims, made by the worker's colleagues, appeared in a report in the Courier-Mail.

"The employee who appears to be the subject of these allegations has been interviewed and has categorically denied them."

The worker at the centre of the allegations, who agreed to the investigation, was also accused of keeping the nooses of suicide victims and the drip bags attached to people who died in hospitals."

Facts of note from this article:
1. Human brains make horses run faster
2. Nooses and drip bags? This guy is weird.
3. Do not show your co-workers your collection of pituitaries