You'll Wish I Never Cut You
Recently eaten: more glutinous rice, sweet red bean cakes
Recent annoyance: individuals who do not enjoy the full glory of fall weather
I always like to keep up on my hand-to-hand combat knowledge in case I venture back to Columbie Heights or accidentally find myself in a daycare center. Back in ye olde days of chivalry and big metal suits, a slap in the face warranted a duel or at least some strongly worded illuminated manuscript to be sent to the offender's castle. These days we toss around insults like terms of endearment and an all-out rumble at the local bar is an everyday occurrence. In this post, just for today, you be a man, and I'll be a woman and we'll be co-people hearkening back to the days of stick-beatings and rapscallions.
Self-defence with a walking sick 
Some techniques of note:
No. 2. An Effective Way to Defend Oneself with a Hooked Stick when Attacked by a Man Armed with an Ordinary Straight Stick.
No. 3. -- The Best Way to Disable a Man who Tries to Rush You, and get under your Guard, in order to Prevent You Hitting him with a Hooked Stick.
No. 8. -- One of the Best Ways to Meet a Direct Attack upon the Head with a very Heavy Stick when Armed with an Ordinary Stick.
No. 10. -- Example of a very Pretty Guard and Counter-blow when an Assailant Directs a Blow at your Head with a Stick.
3 comments:
a number of comments (here come the inside jokes):
1. rapscallions: scallions that freestyle and spit mad lyrical game
2. glove slap! I don't take crap!
3. ye olde pube
4. what is the best defense against the danza slap?
There is no defense against Tony danza. You can only omentarily distract by asking, "Who's the Boss?"
I prefer to stick with the strong to quite strong.
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