Faster, Mr. Hamster, Kill, Kill!
Recently eaten: spaghetti, zucchini
Recent annoyance: buses with no air conditioning
Totally rad way to bond with your pet.
Thursday, September 22, 2005
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About Me
- Phoebe
- Washington, D.C., United States
- On the evolutionary scale, I am quite advanced from the skull down: little to no hair on arms and legs, fantastically long toes, and virtually indestructible exoskeleton. However, my skull retains it's australopithecine sagittal crest. I have worn my molars down from years of grinding on mammoth bones. My keen wolf-like sense of smell can lead me to food within a 10 mile radius.
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A similar technique might be used to protect the author of this blog while walking the dangerous streets of DC...
For a split second, I thought that was an artist's rendering of the bionic mouse that used to inhabit 2903. And I was scared.
In a false quarrel there is no true valour.
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