I Always Loved Suddenly Susan
Sometimes I feel sad that I am a total crazy person. But then I remember that Brooke Shields is on my side, and then I feel a lot better. She towers over Tom Cruise like an Amazon.
About Me
- Phoebe
- Washington, D.C., United States
- On the evolutionary scale, I am quite advanced from the skull down: little to no hair on arms and legs, fantastically long toes, and virtually indestructible exoskeleton. However, my skull retains it's australopithecine sagittal crest. I have worn my molars down from years of grinding on mammoth bones. My keen wolf-like sense of smell can lead me to food within a 10 mile radius.
1 comment:
Ahhh, remember at the movies the other day when we could hear the sound of Cruise's credibility exploding in the other theater? And then remember Christian Bale's hot pecs?
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